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		<title>Technical Difficulties</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From John Garrett, SLMS technology teacher:
Over the years I have heard many excuses of why one can’t do things on a computer, but today I heard a first.
“Mr. Garrett I can’t do the excel lesson.” 
“Why?”
“Because the headphones annoy me.  My hair gets in the way.” 
“Then put your hair up or over the head [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><strong><span style="font-family:"><span style="font-size: small">From John Garrett, SLMS technology teacher:</span></span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><span style="font-family:"><span style="font-size: small">Over the years I have heard many excuses of why one can’t do things on a computer, but today I heard a first.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><span style="font-size: small;font-family: Calibri">“Mr. Garrett I can’t do the excel lesson.” </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><em><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: Calibri">“Why?”</span></span></em></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><span style="font-size: small;font-family: Calibri">“Because the headphones annoy me. <span> </span>My hair gets in the way.” </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><em><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: Calibri">“Then put your hair up or over the head phones.” </span></span></em></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><span style="font-size: small;font-family: Calibri">“Arrrgh, then it wouldn’t be fashionable.” </span></p>
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		<title>Words Are Confusing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following story comes from Annie Sherman&#8217;s first grade class.  It is reprinted here with permission of both the student and his mother, who sent the original email to Ms. Sherman. 
Hi Ms. Sherman!
I thought you might enjoy hearing about another funny thing Denny said yesterday. He says he&#8217;s not embarrassed if I tell you. We [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>The following story comes from Annie Sherman&#8217;s first grade class.  It is reprinted here with permission of both the student and his mother, who sent the original email to Ms. Sherman.</em> </p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000">Hi Ms. Sherman!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000">I thought you might enjoy hearing about another funny thing Denny said yesterday. He says he&#8217;s not embarrassed if I tell you. We talk a lot at home about being silly and being able to laugh at yourself. Yesterday after you told me about Denny talking about literature in class - and after he told me it was litter that you throw in the air and cheer (litter, air, cheer), - Denny told me that Jake had invited him to his birthday party. He told me the party was at a bowling place. Then he asked if it was the same bowling place that Dad works at. I told him that Dad doesn’t work at a bowling place, Dad works at Boeing. He said I know he works at bowling. We talked about how those two words sound a lot alike and then we laughed about it. Denny has been to Boeing a few times and he&#8217;s even went right in the hangar and touched the airplanes. Maybe he thought they had bowling alleys hidden somewhere. </span></p>
<p><em>It is tricky learning new concepts, including vocabulary! <br />
To all our blog readers: </em><em>Thanks for visiting; we have had over 800 visitors in the few weeks since its creation and we appreciate you taking the time to stop by.</em></p>
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		<title>Overheard at Discovery Primary</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It doesn&#8217;t get any better than listening to the voices of our youngest students.  Discovery Primary School is home to approximately 570 Preschool &#8211; First Grade students. 
As these eager learners began their first days here are some of their comments shared by Debbie Hartigan, school counselor:
One student told one of our male teachers, “You smell [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It doesn&#8217;t get any better than listening to the voices of our youngest students.  Discovery Primary School is home to approximately 570 Preschool &#8211; First Grade students. </p>
<p><em>As these eager learners began their first days here are some of their comments shared by Debbie Hartigan, school counselor:</em></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Calibri">One student told one of our male teachers, “You smell like my grandpa!”  </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Another little boy told me, “I was raised with dogs, but my parents aren’t dogs.  That makes me part dog!” </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><span style="font-family: Calibri"><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000">Yesterday at recess, one of the duties was standing still putting jump ropes and balls back on the cart after recess.  A kindergartener was running in from recess after the bell rang.  She ran right into the duty and told the duty “Watch where you are going!”</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><span style="font-family: Calibri"><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000">A little girl was eating lunch at school for the very first time.  She asked, “What do we do after we eat?”  I told her we go outside to play for recess.  She liked that answer.  A few minutes later she looked worried and asked, “Do we have to sleep here?” </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #1f497d"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family: Calibri"><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #1f497d"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000">We had an unexpected fire drill yesterday before the kids knew what one was.  One little boy said, “The fire better not burn up my new backpack!”</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Also, last year we had an earthquake drill early in the school year.  I was in the hallway when an announcement came over the loudspeaker that we were having an earthquake drill.  A little kindergarten girl was alone in the hallway, and with a look of terror on her face she said……”What’s an earthqueek!”</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-family: Calibri"><em><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #000000">To find out more about Discovery Primary visit their school website:  </span></em><em><span style="font-size: 10pt;color: #1f497d"><a href="http://www.fifeschools.com/discovery"><span style="color: #000000">www.fifeschools.com/discovery</span></a></span></em></span><em></em></p>
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